You’re Going To Be A Daddy- So Now What?

The time has come: FATHERHOOD. There’s no turning back and you’re not sure if you’re ready. All the sudden diapers, hospitals, tantrums, and bottles seem like the scariest things on Earth. You may be feeling overwhelmed and under-prepared for the task that is to come, but there’s good news. For most parents, it comes naturally; […]
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Sandusky: Gets it in the Ass, 45x

It looks like Jerry Sandusky is going to feel the wrath of his actions following a guilty verdict of 45 out of 48 counts of child sexual abuse. He faces up to sixty years in prison which, at sixty-eight years old, means a life sentence. His Reaction The former Penn State assistant coach has walked […]
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Vajazzle: The New Pussy Parade

There is a new female trend that you may soon run into on one of your many cunninlingus adventures. It is vajazzle, the act of applying shiny jewels and glitter to the vagina area for an aesthetic addition to the already mesmerizing view of the female genitalia. Swarovski crystals and other various glittery trinkets are […]
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Watch NBC This Fall: Shows Near The End

You like comedy, we like comedy, and the world likes comedy.  There is arguably no better place to watch fantastic comedy than NBC, which is bringing back all your favorite shows this fall.  In an effort to save some of them from immanent cancellation, you need to watch them when they premier in the fall.  […]
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How To Entice Her Into A Threesome

This is a lifelong fantasy of many men, and why porn sells so well, but if you are curious on how to entice her into a threesome, read on for some top tips. When you mention a threesome, she may want to experience the feeling of four male hands caressing her body, rather than see […]
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Breasts: Fondle, Suck, Nibble and Tease

When most men see a pair of naked women’s breasts their penis immediately begins to grow. Yes, sometimes even gay men react this way. It is innate, we are wired to ogle the many happy funbags that jiggle, bounce and pop into our path every day. However, when we get in bed with our woman […]
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How To Tease A Woman: 5 Tips Every Man Should Know

Teasing a woman can mean many different things. It can mean you are trying to play hard to get, trying to excite her sexually, or just tease her and tickle her funny bone. Mastering the art of teasing depends a lot on the woman you are trying to get the attention of but there are […]
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The Best Movies of All-Time: The Top 4

Okay this is obviously arguable.  There are a ton of movies and they all belong here.  I could list like a million of them but for the purposes of brevity, I’ll just name like four of them.  Here are the 4 of the best movies of all time.  These are in no particular order, okay? […]
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10 Useful Tips to Help You Out: Part 3

Whether it is an easy fix around the house, driving in your car, or any other tidbits, below is our third installment of 10 Useful Tips to Help You Out: Part 3. 1. Toothache – Until you can get to a dentist, soak a cotton ball or Q-tip with vanilla extract and swab your tooth […]
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Breastfeeding: Public Displays and Toddler Sucklers

At first, it kind of looks crazy when a hot mom whips out her tit and attaches her baby to it. If you look around you will see many different reactions. Some men will attempt an inconspicuous glance, certain women will look lovingly at the slurping little fucker and others may gaze, horrified at such […]
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How to be Cool

Acting cool and being cool are two different things. Many guys walk around with their puffed up chests sporting the best clothes, cars and electronics but they are the farthest thing from cool. Then there is the unassuming, laid back, easygoing, open-minded man who simply exudes coolness without any attempt whatsoever. The recipe on how […]
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How to Have Sex with an Amputee

You scrub yourself clean, throw on your best outfit, grab some buds and head out on the prowl. After a few drinks and even a few more bars you finally end up locked into a deep conversation with one of the hottest women you have ever had the good fortune of knowing. The connection is […]
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The 10 Best Celebrity Asses of 2012

Sir Mix-A-Lot said, “I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough ‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she’s […]
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Mining Asteroids: A New Frontier

It looks like there is a new promised land and it is not on earth. A consortium of billionaire investors have been planning to send robotic rockets to nearby asteroids to mine for water, precious metals and rare earth material. According to a recent article in USA Today, “The project is on a fast track. […]
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Interesting Life Lessons from Rap Music

Here at AdviseMen.com we’re usually the ones giving life advice to men on various topics of fashion, sex, dating, food, and life in general.  This stems from years of life experience and various trial and error situations we’ve encountered.  But today, for this article, maybe it’s worth taking a different idea and running with it.  […]
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What to Do When Your Woman is a Flirt?

She batted those eyelashes and flashed those pearly whites and you took the bait: hook, line and sinker. Well ‘sink-her’ is what you may feel like doing now that you realize what she is. However, she fucks like no other and you may be in love, but how do you know what to do when […]
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TV Comedies to Watch This Summer

So maybe your favorite digs are closing shop for the summer because their season is done.  If you’re a geek for Parks and Rec, The Office, Community, or 30 Rock this is definitely a rough patch for you.  What’s your game plan for the summer?  If you don’t have one, then let me lay a […]
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Boehner: He’s got a Boner for the Poor

House Speaker John Boehner is once again flexing his party muscles. He is demanding that the Democrats cut food stamps and various social programs to fuel the budget for the Pentagon military machine. If rejected he will have no choice but to unleash his long-toothed caucus on next year’s debt ceiling election with strict orders […]
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4 Cities With Sweet Music Scenes

Whether you’re a fan of rock, hip hop, or otherwise there are booming music scenes for whatever you’re looking for.  The advent of the internet has seriously blown up music in new and interesting ways.  The most obvious of which is that there is a huge saturation of bands and musicians currently working on music […]
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How To Keep Her Happy While Away On Business

Business trips can be great; free meals, free flight, nice hotels, and a mini get-a-way from your actual job. You get to see new places, meet new people, and learn new things. But when you’re in a relationship, going away on business trip after business trip can be grueling and cause problems you don’t need […]
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